Here’s the other reason why I wish I had a beard: If I had a beard, I could possibly enter this contest Gillette is having by making a video of some fine woman shaving my face for a chance to win $25,000.
I know some of you all bearded men who read this blog probably need $25K in the worst way, and even if you already have $25K, what’s $25K more? I also figure since some of you all men have beards, you probably have a woman around who loves it, and so here is what I suggest: Much like these dudes filmed themselves putting makeup on their women, shoot a video of your girl shaving you for the Gillette ProGlide Invasion Challenge. Remember, if it doesn’t work, but it’s a good video, you’re $25K richer. Just so long as you get votes.
Now of course, you don’t have to make a video of a girl shaving your beard with Gillette, but I personally think that would make for the best video that would most likely get a lot of votes and therefore you get those 25 stacks. But hey, I’m no Spielberg. I’m just a writer, who is encouraging you all to enter this contest.
–d2—> Or you can do what chicks do. Go and hover near her group and glance from time to time. Chicks have been doing this for centuries, and yes, dude, it’s ok for men to do it. So if you need a distinction to not feel like a chick, the difference is you’re assessing approachability, not trying to get an approach out of her.
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